TRUE TALES OF TERROR Tonight’s story,
“Mirror Mirror on the Wall” is brought to you by Lucky Brand Contraceptives. If you think you might get lucky, carry Lucky Brand Contraceptives! And now on with our story. Fidley checked her dark, voluminous, teased hair in the mirror. Perfect. “You almost ready?” her roommate Quipper asked from their shared college apartment combination kitchen-living room-foyer. ...SEE MORE |
WHY MY WILLY IS LIKE TOURIST TRAPSMy willy is like...
Mount Rushmore because it’s hard as granite, but it sits outside all night long and consequently is suffering from exposure to the elements. The Golden Gate Bridge because if workmen start painting at one end of it, by the time they’ve finished the entire expanse, it needs repainting. The Grand Canyon because it inspires awe and wonder in people of all ages who come to stand on its rim and gaze at the majestic splendor. ...SEE MORE |
SPACE ALIEN JUST WANTS TO BE HELDIn a joint statement released Tuesday, the United States military and NASA have verified evidence of intelligent life in the universe.
“We can no longer consider ourselves to be unique in the universe,” said a spokesman of some sort. “We are one of potentially millions or billions of intelligent species.” Details about the government’s findings are slim, but reporters have confirmed that a living extraterrestrial creature has been seen on Earth’s surface. The alien, first spotted in the cornfields of a farm in rural Nebraska, made contact with a ...SEE MORE |
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