AI WRITES TRANSFORMATIVE
HOTDOG POEM
Everyone keeps talking about how AI is going to replace writers and artists, so I thought I should give it a try for my Flagrant postings. Given a few simple prompts, artificial intelligence came up with this surprisingly moving poem that I call “The Hotdog.” I had a craving I could not resist, So I took a hotdog and put it in my fist. It felt so strange, I couldn't deny, But then somehow I found some peace inside. I ain't never felt no peace like this before, The hotdog in my body is what I'm livin' for. No more runnin', no more hide-and-seek, The hotdog in my body is what I seek. They say the road to happiness is long, But the moment I put that hotdog on, I felt a calm come over me, And realized I made the right decision to be free. I ain't never felt no peace like this before, The hotdog in my body is what I'm livin' for. #IThoughtIdTryToFindSomePleasureSoIShovedAHotdogUpMyTreasure #IfAComputerCanWriteComedy,WhatTheHellAmISupposedToDo? |