Elf on a Shelf Spin Off:
Mischievous Troll in a Toilet Bowl
Any parent of a toddler knows about Elf on the Shelf. Ostensibly a spy for Santa, this diminutive figure perches around the house at Christmastime narc-ing on kids who misbehave and, for some reason, has become a December tradition in many households. Well, never let it be said that corporate America won’t cash in on a trend, because Madison Avenue is about to start hawking all kinds of collectible household observers ranging from a Fink on the Sink to a Government Spier on the Washer andDryer. And as Halloween comes around, some of these little critters take a decidedly creepy character.
If you thought a leering elf was bad, honey, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.
Crook in a Nook
Goof on the Roof
Whore in a Drawer
If you thought a leering elf was bad, honey, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.
Crook in a Nook
Goof on the Roof
Whore in a Drawer
Betty Grable on the Table
Buffalo Bill on the Windowsill
Saul on the Wall
Influenza on the Credenza
Grizzly Bear on a Lazy-Boy Chair
Mischievous Troll in a Toilet Bowl
Casualty of War on the Kitchen Floor
Creepy Old Man-ister Hanging from the Banister
Tub O’ Lard in Your Own Backyard
Charles De Gaulle in the Upstairs Hall
Child Caresser on the Bedroom Dresser
Duran Duran on the Divan
Fish Gnosher on a Dishwasher
Giants on an Appliance
Grouch on the Couch
Corrupt Police on the Mantlepiece
Eerie Silhouette on the Broyhill Dinette Set
Severed Head on an Unmade Bed