WHY MY WILLY IS LIKE TOURIST TRAPS
My willy is like... Mount Rushmore because it’s hard as granite, but it sits outside all night long and consequently is suffering from exposure to the elements. The Golden Gate Bridge because if workmen start painting at one end of it, by the time they’ve finished the entire expanse, it needs repainting. The Grand Canyon because it inspires awe and wonder in people of all ages who come to stand on its rim and gaze at the majestic splendor. The Hollywood Bowl because often after a performance, fireworks go off for everyone involved. Noisy, yes. Smoky, yes. But always a crowd pleaser. The Taj Mahal because it makes you wonder, “How could God give so much to some and so little to others?” |