A CELEBRATION OF 200!
In honor of our 200th Day of Posting on WWW.THEFLAGRANT.COM,
here are some other amazing 200’s from history, entertainment, and medical abominations!
here are some other amazing 200’s from history, entertainment, and medical abominations!
200 BC
The year Rome began bacchanalias, wild and mystic festivals that included orgies,
drinking, and extensive use of vomitoriums.
Or as I call it, a typical Tuesday night.
The year Rome began bacchanalias, wild and mystic festivals that included orgies,
drinking, and extensive use of vomitoriums.
Or as I call it, a typical Tuesday night.
200th Anniversary
In 1976, the USA celebrated its bicentennial, Apple and Microsoft were started, the real-life Lutz family fled their house in Amityville, the TV show “Family Feud” debuted, and perhaps most importantly, government officials repealed California’s sodomy law. (Maybe this is sour grapes talking, but where were you in 1975 when we needed you?)
In 1976, the USA celebrated its bicentennial, Apple and Microsoft were started, the real-life Lutz family fled their house in Amityville, the TV show “Family Feud” debuted, and perhaps most importantly, government officials repealed California’s sodomy law. (Maybe this is sour grapes talking, but where were you in 1975 when we needed you?)
$200 Bill
The US introduced an understandably short-lived two-hundred-dollar bill featuring the face
of beloved humanitarian and statesman Bill Cosby.
The US introduced an understandably short-lived two-hundred-dollar bill featuring the face
of beloved humanitarian and statesman Bill Cosby.
200 Hotdogs
Joey Chestnut beat all competitors by consuming 200 hotdogs in 10 minutes.
No, that’s not true. He ate 76.
Two hundred?!? That would kill him.
You really want him to die a horrible, painful, pointless death just for your inhuman amusement?
You make me sick.
Joey Chestnut beat all competitors by consuming 200 hotdogs in 10 minutes.
No, that’s not true. He ate 76.
Two hundred?!? That would kill him.
You really want him to die a horrible, painful, pointless death just for your inhuman amusement?
You make me sick.
200 BC
The year the city of Tiwanaku is founded near Lake Titicaca,
allowing young boys around the world to laugh at both “titi” and “caca.”
The year the city of Tiwanaku is founded near Lake Titicaca,
allowing young boys around the world to laugh at both “titi” and “caca.”
Top 200
Rolling Stone’s 200 best singers of all time lists #200 as 30-year-old flamenco singer Rosalia.
Her favorite food is a potato omelet! You can’t make this stuff up!
Well, actually you can, but looking it up on google is a lot easier than writing something new.
Rolling Stone’s 200 best singers of all time lists #200 as 30-year-old flamenco singer Rosalia.
Her favorite food is a potato omelet! You can’t make this stuff up!
Well, actually you can, but looking it up on google is a lot easier than writing something new.
200 Questions
This would be a really, really long game of 20 questions.
Is it bigger than a bread box? What the hell is a bread box?
This would be a really, really long game of 20 questions.
Is it bigger than a bread box? What the hell is a bread box?
200th episode
The 200th episode of the Simpsons aired in 1998 and was a real tear-jerker.
In order to pay for Lisa’s exorbitant private school tuition, Homer sells Bart into white slavery.
200 BC
The year the Great Wall of China was completed… and yet I still can’t get that lousy contractor to finish my fence. Hey-yo!
The year the Great Wall of China was completed… and yet I still can’t get that lousy contractor to finish my fence. Hey-yo!
200th Issue
The 200th issue of the comic book “Batman” featured a story entitled “Robin Hood” where Batman slaps a hood over Robin’s head so he doesn’t have to listen to his insipid whining (but can still check out his alluring gams!)
The 200th issue of the comic book “Batman” featured a story entitled “Robin Hood” where Batman slaps a hood over Robin’s head so he doesn’t have to listen to his insipid whining (but can still check out his alluring gams!)
200 Lbs
The typical elephant baby weighs 200 pounds at birth.
Coincidentally, that’s my weight after I finish Thanksgiving dinner!
Because I eat too much! And seem to gain weight! Get it?
The typical elephant baby weighs 200 pounds at birth.
Coincidentally, that’s my weight after I finish Thanksgiving dinner!
Because I eat too much! And seem to gain weight! Get it?
Day 200
The 200th day of the year is July 19 which is Benedict Cumberbatch’s birthday!
Happiest of natal celebrations Mr. Cumberbatch!!
It’s also the day the first Tom and Jerry cartoon aired and the day France declared war on Prussia in 1870.
Who knew?!?
Not me.
Who cares?
Not me.
The 200th day of the year is July 19 which is Benedict Cumberbatch’s birthday!
Happiest of natal celebrations Mr. Cumberbatch!!
It’s also the day the first Tom and Jerry cartoon aired and the day France declared war on Prussia in 1870.
Who knew?!?
Not me.
Who cares?
Not me.
200 Amps
200 Amp breaker boxes are available on Amazon.com for under $200!
(Okay, that's not so much funny as it is helpful all around information for today's cash-strapped homeowner.)
200 Amp breaker boxes are available on Amazon.com for under $200!
(Okay, that's not so much funny as it is helpful all around information for today's cash-strapped homeowner.)
200 Meters
Usain Bolt and Florence Griffith-Joiner have the fastest times at the 200 Meter Dash, but whatever happened to the idea that “it’s the journey, not the destination” and “getting there is half the fun.” I mean, c’mon guys, what’s the rush? Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses.
Usain Bolt and Florence Griffith-Joiner have the fastest times at the 200 Meter Dash, but whatever happened to the idea that “it’s the journey, not the destination” and “getting there is half the fun.” I mean, c’mon guys, what’s the rush? Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses.
200 BC
The year man first made a good measurement of the distance between the Earth and the Sun, roughly 150,000,000 kilometers. Previous estimates had been “about one furlong” and “far as I can throw this here apple.”
The year man first made a good measurement of the distance between the Earth and the Sun, roughly 150,000,000 kilometers. Previous estimates had been “about one furlong” and “far as I can throw this here apple.”
Top 200
Rotten Tomatoes lists the top 200 Horror Films of all time and places Nightmare on Elm Street #3 at position 200.
Which is a travesty and an outrage. How can you possibly put Nightmare on Elm Street 3 above
Basket Case 2, I Spit on Your Grave 4, and Slumber Party Massacre 2: Electric Boogaloo?
Rotten Tomatoes lists the top 200 Horror Films of all time and places Nightmare on Elm Street #3 at position 200.
Which is a travesty and an outrage. How can you possibly put Nightmare on Elm Street 3 above
Basket Case 2, I Spit on Your Grave 4, and Slumber Party Massacre 2: Electric Boogaloo?
200 Billion
This is the estimated amount Elon Musk lost in 2022. Ha! That’s funny all by itself.
This is the estimated amount Elon Musk lost in 2022. Ha! That’s funny all by itself.
200 AD
aThe year the human population reached 257 million. It will never drop that low again until 2025 when
Covid 37, global warming, and toxic plaque psoriasis all strike simultaneously.
Plus Happy 200th Birthday, Jesus!
aThe year the human population reached 257 million. It will never drop that low again until 2025 when
Covid 37, global warming, and toxic plaque psoriasis all strike simultaneously.
Plus Happy 200th Birthday, Jesus!
200 Years
This is what the Kardashians will look like at the age of 200.
This is what the Kardashians will look like at the age of 200.