BTS?
BLOATED TIGER SHARKS?
BATMAN TONGUES SUPERMAN?
The ridiculously popular K-Pop group known as BTS is a worldwide sensation. But what does BTS actually stand for? NO ONE KNOWS! Sure, some fans have suggested that it means “Back to School” or “Behold the Sasquatch” (my favorite), while certain haters have implied that it stands for “Barely Talented Singers” or “Boy They Suck.” But nearly all of the BTS acronyms that fans have come up with are strangely sexual in content. Here are the most often suggested meanings:
Better Than Sex Between The Sheets Burgeoning Tongue Skills Bachelorette Tossed Salad Backside Toledo Steamer Banana Time ‘69 Barbara “Thirsty” Streisand Beaver Trap Spanking Benihana Trouser Snake Biblical Toenail Sucking Bury the Sausage Bite the Snake Bone the Skunk Bondage to Sado-Masochism Boofing Taylor Swift Brothel Time Sally Buggering Threeway Society Bureau of Topless Stroking Boys Transmitting Syphilis |