WHY MY WILLY IS LIKE THE ICONS OF HALLOWEEN
My willy is like...
A JACK O’ LANTERN because you can put it on your front porch to attract young children.
And it will make a mess if you throw it off the roof.
A TRICK OR TREAT BAG because you hold it out to strangers in hopes of a treat.
A ZOMBIE because it appears lifeless but rises up at night to consume human flesh.
A WOLFMAN because it’s hairy and kills sheep.
A VAMPIRE because it’s loved by women, feared by men, and can come through a second story window.
TRICK OR TREATING FOR UNICEF because everyone tries it once, but only once.
A HALLOWEEN PARTY because when it gets up and going, everyone there has a ball.
A BAT because it carries diseases and often gets tangled in your hair.